My Birthday (I am old)

When I look back at the years I have lived, I say: What happened to the drugs that made life look like a colorful cartoon?
It seems every year life gets crappier and crappier (I feel your pain emo people) and everything gets boringer. Today I wake up at like 11 am and I look around my surroundings (my room) and I say: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BREAKFAST IN BED!?
Then I figure out, my parents forgot my birthday (again) and, of course, I can't have any hope for a surprise party because my parents aren't that clever.....
So I get up, go through my routine, and eat some leftover pizza from the fridge. I try play with my dog (my birthday present from 2 years ago) a bit but she is pregnant so all she wants to do is go through her moods and fight with her daughter (one that was from an earlier batch of puppies) and husband. (Who is retarded) I am all pissy now and I go on my computer to see how miserable the rest of the world is doing and once I am connected to the internet, I am greeted by a hoard of emails and greeting cards of HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wow, people actually care about me, I say. (Or at least they pretend)
And so I write about this day to the people on this site (and I think only one is a semi-regular visitor [the rest are lazy asses]) because I have nothing better to do right now (since it is a rainy day) and so yeah....

This WTP? NEWS thingy is more like my journal, I wish I had real news to report but my life is a bit too average for me to say anything of real worth. I guess I'll try to get some really good anecdotes tomorrow so this forum doesn't sound like an emoic girly diary.....

wow, happy birthday.....

don't feel bad, my birthadys all suck too. i never invite anyone cause my family is crazy. i just sit on my ass and piss over my last year.

last year everyone asked me what i wanted for my birthday and i said nothing.... (that of course means somthing) and nobody got me anything.

well fuck that.

so who even cares, its just another boring ass day. i don't expect anything anymore. i just kinda deal with it, the only bad thing is that i have to see my family. eeesh.

Duke out.

yeah, nix the emo shit, it is kinda depressing....

your parentz commpletly ignored you ????
I had bad luck once on 7 of my birthdayz and finnaly figured out that it was because i had broken a mirror when i was threee . . .LOL

on my fourth birthday . . .my granma lit my cake and it caught on fire
on my fifth my dog got ran over by a car . . .that was kind of funny . . but then it died and i cried
on my sixth a mean little girl from next door threw a angry/pissed cat at me from the top of her roof ( yes she was on top of the roof )and i had my face all scratched up . . .and i'm allergic so i had to go to the hospital
on my seventh i think we had that huricane floyd ( can't remember if it really was my seventh) but i do remember that all my toyz were underwater and that my nintendo was underwater and that a dog craped on my new birthday shoes and since our house was underwater we had to stay at a mean old ladyz house . . .and she had catz so i was dying of my allergies
on my 8th i fell down some stairz ( owww) and got hurt . . that one wasn't as bad as the hurricane
on my ninth . . .my dog got bit by some stupid black dog . . .and he had to go to the vet and that kind of ruined my birthday cuz my cousin was there and shez all emotional and she cried all day . . .
on my tenth I lost 150 dollars . . . .somewhere and that ruined the whole day . . .but i found them at my house later . . .which didn't help much
and on my eleventh nothing happened and my bad luck was finnally over but it was the most boringest birthday ever . . . and . . .my aunt got me the most disgusting birthday present ever . . .a thong . .eeeew . . .


so you did nothing yesterday ? you just stayed home all day long playing with a pregnant dog LOL ????? did your parentz even say happy birthday ?? well you didn't even give me a chance to say happpy birthday cuz you kept talking about random stuff . . .so HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY!!!! and good luck with that ipod problem . . .LOL
how old are you ??? 14 ?

She lit the whole cake on fire???? LOL.... hmmm? what kind of cake was it? that had to be so funny! Birthdays are stupid! I do not see why in the FREAK they are celabrated? WOW, you were born! Who gives a flying fuck?

oh yeeeeeeeeah . . .the cake was apperently flamable . . .and the candle was suppose to sing . . .mabye it was that ??

and yes it was funny . . .but the cake cost 60 dollars and it made me sad . . .

Wow, and I thought I had it bad. YOU FINALLY POSTED SOMETHING, WOW!

I miss my dog that got ran over . . .her name was natasha and she slashed my momz ankle . . .LOL she couldn't walk for a week i loved her for that

GreenFX wrote:When I look back at the years I have lived, I say: What happened to the drugs that made life look like a colorful cartoon?
It seems every year life gets crappier and crappier (I feel your pain emo people) and everything gets boringer. Today I wake up at like 11 am and I look around my surroundings (my room) and I say: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BREAKFAST IN BED!?
Then I figure out, my parents forgot my birthday (again) and, of course, I can't have any hope for a surprise party because my parents aren't that clever.....
So I get up, go through my routine, and eat some leftover pizza from the fridge. I try play with my dog (my birthday present from 2 years ago) a bit but she is pregnant so all she wants to do is go through her moods and fight with her daughter (one that was from an earlier batch of puppies) and husband. (Who is retarded) I am all pissy now and I go on my computer to see how miserable the rest of the world is doing and once I am connected to the internet, I am greeted by a hoard of emails and greeting cards of HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wow, people actually care about me, I say. (Or at least they pretend)
And so I write about this day to the people on this site (and I think only one is a semi-regular visitor [the rest are lazy asses]) because I have nothing better to do right now (since it is a rainy day) and so yeah....

This WTP? NEWS thingy is more like my journal, I wish I had real news to report but my life is a bit too average for me to say anything of real worth. I guess I'll try to get some really good anecdotes tomorrow so this forum doesn't sound like an emoic girly diary.....

Happy B-Day. And I never knew you were Emo. O.o

I am a little emo I guess....(life is so boring)
Deep down inside everyone is a little emo
Deep down inside, gay people are straight
Deep down inside, straight people are gay
What does emosexual mean?
I have been trying to figure it out, but I can't.
I wonder if I am emosexual...
What is unisexual?
And is there such things as: trisexual and homoheterosexual?
And what about OMNISEXUAL?
I need to figure this out, I am going on an internet hunt.
I'll post my results soon.

GreenFX wrote:I am a little emo I guess....(life is so boring)
Deep down inside everyone is a little emo
Deep down inside, gay people are straight
Deep down inside, straight people are gay
What does emosexual mean?
I have been trying to figure it out, but I can't.
I wonder if I am emosexual...
What is unisexual?
And is there such things as: trisexual and homoheterosexual?
And what about OMNISEXUAL?
I need to figure this out, I am going on an internet hunt.
I'll post my results soon.

Ever heard of Wikipedia? Rofl.

EMOSEXUAL
(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.

"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"

That is funny.

LOL..... that is good to know!

BLAH wrote:LOL..... that is good to know!

Rofl, I can't believe that Green actually bothered posting that..LOL!

I AM SEARCHING NO FURTHER!

I looked up OMNISEXUAL and I had to close my browser because I got naked dudes! Eww.... stupid google links....

GreenFX wrote:I AM SEARCHING NO FURTHER!

I looked up OMNISEXUAL and I had to close my browser because I got naked dudes! Eww.... stupid google links....

LOLOLOLOL You should have read that page in HTML to avoid pictures..

I wasn't expecting the pictures.....
How was I supposed to know they were going naked guys?

What should I do next?
What the phuck does this have to do with my birthday? I dunno, but it is fun.

GreenFX wrote:I wasn't expecting the pictures.....
How was I supposed to know they were going naked guys?

What should I do next?
What the phuck does this have to do with my birthday? I dunno, but it is fun.

Nothing, you just derailed the topic...^.^ Congratulations.

This reminds me of my sister. She is evil. Everyone at my school probably thinks I am gay now, for having those pics......

It is pretty funny though.... and who cares what people at school think?
They are all gonna be losers when they grow up anyway (and so am I)

GreenFX wrote:This reminds me of my sister. She is evil. Everyone at my school probably thinks I am gay now, for having those pics......

It is pretty funny though.... and who cares what people at school think?
They are all gonna be losers when they grow up anyway (and so am I)

And I'll be the computer geek. With the big house and cool car. You'll probably be like me though.

Without the computer geek part; and I'll live in space (or underwater)
And I'll be the president of the US. (it seems like anyone can be it nowadays)

OMG! that is so funny! I hope your parents look at your history and think your gay! that would be so FUNNY!

YOU ARE*

I think it is funner when people don't know if you are straight or not. It's like a mystery. You never know if they could be falling for you or not.

THAT IS SUCH A GAY LINE! lol

If you think I am gay, that is fine. Gay people are cool anyway. I don't know how they can disobey their natural instincts to like the opposing sex.

GreenFX wrote:If you think I am gay, that is fine. Gay people are cool anyway. I don't know how they can disobey their natural instincts to like the opposing sex.

It's called a problem with their minds. Just like pedophiles (<<< Diego) and other strange old men (<<< Diego). They just like to be gay (<<< Diego) like Michael Jackson (<<< Diego).

I didn't even get a single present for my Birthday.......
Not even that pinecone I was really wanting.....
I wonder if somebody sells pinecones......

Ha. If they did, How much do you think they would charge? They would probably put glitter on them or something and call them "specail, magic pinecones." Then if OMG they are special Paris Hilton would have to have one then the rest of her bulimic followers would be racing to the SPECIAL. MAGIC Pinecone stand to grab the one the Paris brushed with her hand... It would be an all out Belimic Pinecone Fight! hahaha.. I am so off!

How did Paris get involved in all of this?
If it was Paris's pinecone, it'd be like $700 or more.
If you put anything that belongs to Paris Hilton on eBay, I'm sure some idiot will pay $500 dollars or more. It could be a used toothbrush, a few strands of hair, or a tampon. That's how obsessed and stupid people are nowadays.

That emosexual stuff is gold.

I thought it was funny too. I was looking for PINECONES FOR SALE, and all I can find are fake ones. Why doesn't anyone wanna sell pinecones? Is it a bad business?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! COW AND WOBBIT! YOU ARE NOW OLD WITH ME!

did you know that cow got an ipod ??? . . . .

Ipods are how the man controls you...

Duke Out.

..

Whats Worse?

1) The Man.

2) Ipods.

cast your votes.

..

Who is the man?

Joe mom

Joe's mom or my mom? Who is Joe?


We use to have a goat named Josephina, but we ate her because we were hungry.


OMG! Have you ever tried steamed bunny?

whatz with you and bunnyz and cabbagez??

. .explain!!!