Wobbits & Warhammer

by **Duke** Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:20 am

Wobbits are ewoks that masterbate too much and become evil.

Warhammer is robert's pastime, that he denies.

So why do people think that anything that comes from a computer is art, it isn't, it is much cooler than art. it is technology.

. Shocked

.

Duke Out.

by **Duke** Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:22 am

Masterbation makes you evil. EVIL

(especially female forms of masterbation)

ask me some day later on and i will tell you a story about female masterbation, and how it makes you evil.

really, ask me.

. Shocked

.

Duke Out.

by **GreenFX** Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:59 pm

Female Masturbation makes me evil? Is that why Wobbit is evil? Is female masturbation where you stick a banana (or carrot) up your butt? I have never done that. I should ask BLAH how it feels.

Tell me how Female Masturbation makes you evil, I would like to know.

by **Duke** Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:09 am

yeah, she proly masturbates..... sorry dude.

i will tell you the girl masturbation story. (ASK me) personal experience speaking here.

Duke

by **GreenFX** Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:09 pm

JESUS LOVES ME!

by **Duke** Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:45 am

Yeah.............

bring the lord into a conversation about masterbation... greaaaaaat....

now i'm going to hell for sure..........

-Duke.

by **GreenFX** Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:30 pm

My momma said masturbation is evil, and that no matter how secretive I am about it, God is always watching me. (MJ?) And also that if I sin, Jesus loves me and will forgive me for masturbating and stuff....

Jesus said to love everyone. So does that mean I have to love Satan, MJ, and Barbara Walters also?

by **GreenFX** Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:32 pm

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Harry Potter (level 99 Magic)
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Robin Hood (level 99 Ranged, level 99 Fletching)
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Jesus (level 99 Prayer)
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Edward Elric (level 99 Smithing and level 99 Herblore)
Jack Bauer (level 99 Hunting and Slayer)
The Flash (level 99 Agility)
Farmer Joe (level 99 Farming)
Bob the Generic n00b (level 99 N00b)
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Emarian (level 99 blowjobing)
Your Mom (because the fattest person always wins)
Cabbage (since he's such a bastard)

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:50 am

You just realize that the more you provoke him the more he is going to rant*sigh*

But how did woman masterbation get into a convo about wobbit and warhammers?! Though Duke, how in the world do you even know about that kind of thing?!

by **GreenFX** Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:05 am

Cow, when you put the pieces together, everything starts to make sense.

OMFG! YOU ALL BETTER NOT GIVE ME SPAM! THAT IS SOME NASTY MEAT! I PREFER RABBIT!

by **Duke** Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:00 pm

How did i know that women masturbated, or how did i know that warhammer existed??

(either way, the answer will be disgusting).

Duke.

by **GreenFX** Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:13 pm

Why don't you answer both?

by **Duke** Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:38 am

alright...

warhammer porn...

no really, you wanna know? i just found warhammer... and i don't remeber when i figured out that women masturbated. i just remember it was embarassing.

oh well (i am kidding, it was fun)

Duke.

by **Gamma Akutabi** Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:52 pm

Warhammer porn?

Okay....I don't think I need to know anything further than that >.>;

by **GreenFX** Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:51 pm

Did you know that if you cut 3 slits on each side of your neck, you can breath underwater?

If you think warhammer "nude photography and documentaries" are nasty, try looking at Wobbit "nude photography and documentaries." It is CRAZY! But go see them live. They SUCK live, just like everyone else. (There was a pun in that)

by **Duke** Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:23 pm

boooo, not funny. hehe.

anyway.

Duke.

by **GreenFX** Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:19 pm

They made a movie about Emo fish. It's called FINDING EMO.

Aww. I thought the pun was funny.

by **Duke** Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:52 pm

maybe a little.

by **Gamma Akutabi** Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:11 am

Maybe not at all. I demand you make funnier jokes at Disney!

by **Duke** Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:46 pm

i dont get it. (sigh.....)

by **GreenFX** Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:00 pm

Guess you 10/22'd then.

by **Gamma Akutabi** Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:33 am

Your turtle is annoying the heck out of me....

It's reminding of the time when you chewed too much sugar gum one day and you were almost literally bouncing off the walls and talking non stop >.<

Oh yeah....that was random >.>;

by TheXplodingcat Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:48 pm

HAHAHAHAHA . . . .sugar . . .

AM I ANOYING ???
. . . .sugar yeeeeeeeah . . .

don't make me change i enjoy the reactionz i get from people who think im anoying . . .OMG i AM ANOYING!!!

my dog just peed on the couch . . . .now THATZ anoying

sitting down and having a big yellow stain on your aSS
and lashonia you have more than one ass so you've got some conflict there HAHAHAHA!!
you said it yourself . . . and you used my Z wrong so it sounded like assez so there !! it your fault . . .itz alwayz your fault

GOD I AM BORED!!!!

by TheXplodingcat Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:51 pm

-chants-

COW IS A CHEATER !!!
CHEATER !! CHEATER !!

AND ALSO A CHETOOO

mmmmmmm cheeetoo
they are cheesy . . .COW IS CHEESY AND SHE MAKEZ CHEESE TOO!!!

I'm reeeeeeeeeallly bored

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:35 pm

Marsha your ass and your head can be interchangable if you ask me, it wouldn't make a difference to Nelly though because he couldn't tell the difference. All he would say would be "have you done something to your hair?" hahahahaha!^_^

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:38 pm

Cows are Cheesy and Chickens probably taste like shit.....which is why people buy more meat but I have turn it around with the new franchise Chick-fil-a. I have to get this diseased species out of the food chain somehow, so Marsha you soon will die!

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:38 pm

This a nice stress reliever, taking it all out on Marsha is fun^_____^

by TheXplodingcat Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:21 pm

. . . . hmmm . . .

I really wish i was black . . .
then i could insult you with more accauracy . . .

oh well i'll end up saying ROOOOOOARR !!

by TheXplodingcat Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:23 pm

your stoping on my last bitz of self esteem . . .-criez-

your so mean . . . you get it from your mom since i don't know your dad and you don't either . . .poor cow

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:10 am

You do NOT wish you were black, you would end up full of lead time you changed races on the first day.

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:12 am

Actually I do know my father, he just camed and visited me a few days ago, I had alot of fun beating him up with his walking cane^_^

Good, stomping on your self esteem is one way to make you SHUT THE HELL UP!

Gosh, if you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen, some one should of told you that you were going to get your ass burned anyway hahaha!

by TheXplodingcat Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:02 pm

roooa- . . .ah forget it

consider me dead

by TheXplodingcat Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:33 pm

but first . .

♪ ♫ ♪ DIAHREAH POCKET !!!! ♪ ♫ ♪

you know like hot pocket ???

exept they should call it diareah pocket ??
cuz they end up in the toilet ??
you can have hot pocket for breakfast hot pocket for lunch and you can be dead by dinner !!!!
here are the directionz
1. remove food from plastic cover
2. insert in toilet CUZ THAT IS WERE IT WILL END UP ANYWAY!!!
3. laugh you ass off . . .or ignore and eat it

HAHAHAHA . . . yeeeah . . . i still have fun

by TheXplodingcat Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:36 pm

who would you make fun and laugh at if i wasn't here ???

HAHAHA!!
GASP !!! what if i died ?? . . . didn't i already ask that ?

oh wait you would make fun of robert

ah stupid me can't belive i didn't see that one . . . .

by TheXplodingcat Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:39 pm

someone is going to have to delete all this spam cuz it is EVERY WARE !!!
. . .am i in trouble ???

all the topicz arn't what they're suppose to be about
they're about . . .random stuff and lashoniaz boobz HAHA . . .ah I'll just stop now

by **Duke** Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:35 pm

dude, YOU TOTALLY STOLE THAT FROM A COMEDIAN! that is NOT cool.

it was on the "Paler than Pale" tour.

Duke.

by TheXplodingcat Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:07 am

I KNOW !!!

that diareah pocket thing was funny . . .yeah . .

DIAREAH POCKET !!!

ha ha . . . yeah . . . what was his name ???

by **Gamma Akutabi** Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:37 am

Ooohh trying to steal a joke, what a poor but very funny attempt.

My boobs? Your the one who started saying something about them anyway, which if I think about it why the hell were YOU talking about them anyway? Someone's alittle curvier than they say >.>;

by TheXplodingcat Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:50 am

i was talking about the avatarz not YOURZ!! someonez GOT A BIG EGO!!!

somtimez i feel like im not using the wordz right . . . oh well

NYA!!

by **Gamma Akutabi** Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:00 pm

Your not >.>;

The avatar's? Why are you even looking at those o_O;

by TheXplodingcat Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:45 pm

OH!!! THATZ A STUPID QUESTION!
"why were you looking ?? "
uh ? hello? everybody has looked EVEN tori !
i mean really . . . .

here are the main reasonz though
cuz your avatar is brightly colored . . . and i was bored

yeah . . . ill be bored all week with the rich snoby kidz at the camp -sigh-

by BLAH Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:52 pm

Why do I always seemed to be thrown into the mix!!!!! I did not see anything! As usual!!!!!!!!!

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