WHO'S NEXT?

We know it's gonna happen soon.
But how soon?
And how exactly?
And by who?
Just like with all things great......
It's gonna happen hard and fast.
HARD AND FAST!
IT'LL BE FUCKING HARD AND FUCKING FAST!
And moaning will ensue from it....
And joy will ensue from them....
It's natural.



WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM TALKING ABOUT?





America's downfall of course! It's gonna happen soon, I'm sorry to say.
But I wonder who will rise to take it's place. I think it will be Japan or some Asian country. But what do you think?
I noticed nobody likes talking about these things. LOL.

Its communists and hard lefters like you that bring this mighty nation down. but don't worry, in the year 2023 i will take control of the government and exterminate the democrats.

Duke.

OOOOOO, I feel important.
Go kill the democrats, and while you're at it, kill all the republicans too. They both suck. OH, and we can call you Darth Vader! And you can wear plastic on your face! And I can be the Emperor! And I can wear sheets.

Wait, doesn't Darth Vader betray the Emperor? DAMMIT!

It's your children's fault.... don't have children. Did the Emperor have children? I WANNA HAVE CLONES! I WANNA HAVE LIKE 39 CLONES!

i was thinking like 4 clones for myself... you know, keep it close in the family.

Duke.

..

Clones are selfish. You ask them to sacrifice their life so you can have their kidney and they get all fumey....

You: Can I have your kidney, I'm gonna die if I don't
Clone: HELL NO! THIS IS MY FUCKING KIDNEY!
You: BITCH, I CREATED YOU! I DESERVE YOUR FUCKING KIDNEY!
Clone: KISS MY FUCKING ASS!
You: YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT KIDNEY OUT OF YOU MYSELF!
Clone: LET'S ARM WRESTLE!
You: YOU'RE ON!


When you wrestle with your clone, you can't lose but you can't win either. You is an idiot. Clone had this in mind the whole time.

You: i hate myself (to lazy, the 3rd clone)
Clone: really? thats so sad.
You: yeah, i never am gonna amount to nothin.
Clone: Yeah, you are kinda hopeless....
You: BITCH, I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
You: WHEN I SAY I - I MEAN YOU... duh.
You: I AM SO STUPID - get it?????
Clone: no..... not really.... I'm really stupid.
You: ...........i'm gonna kill myself.

(if you don't get that, then you aren't wearing the emporer's clothes)

Duke.

LOL, I must be wearing the emperor's clothes.....


Everyone in SW had terrible taste in clothes.

I mean if the emperor was soo awesome, why did he wear sheets?
And why are the sheets brown? Does he wear the same sheets everyday? Does he go to the bathroom in them? How does a sith lord pee? Do they make little figures with their pee using the force?
And what would they do with their poo? Poo is like clay..... and it doesn't taste like beans (I THOUGHT IT WOULD!)....... I know this.......

Are jedis atheist? Or do they believe in the force? FARCE! Jedis believe in a fart..... Cuz that is what the force is, a fart.

Reasons Why Communism is Better than Capitalism



You make the same amount as your neighbor, although he has a one-up on you because he got in line for a car first.

You don't have to work hard.

You get to drink shitloads of vodka, because in Soviet Russia, vodka bottles only have foil seals. You open it, you finish it!

You can watch all your country's missiles roll by in a showcase.

You have the best missiles.

Your fighter jets are copies of American ones. But...shhh.

The laws are more easily bent, since "broken" is reserved for English.

The justice system could really care less what you do because they're so busy breaking the laws themselves.

It is a great insult when you have no reason.

Very pretty subway stations.

You can often recognize a Communist flag from a distance.

Free trips to Siberia!

Communism feels GOOOOOOOOD.

WHY COMMUNISM IS INFERIOR TO CAPATALISM.

Capatalists are the leaders of the world.

Capatilists keep the wealth where it should be, with the rich.

Capatalists have all the good shit... missiles, bubble bath, space programs, Ronald Reagon, and Fighters.

Capatalists have enough money to drown the world in vodka, WITH REAL TOPS.

Capatalists can go down to the pawn shop, buy a gun, and place themselves at the front of the line to get a free car.

When you have a gun, everyone has to listen........

Duke. (why don't the people listen, maybe thats why)

Capitalism for Dummies

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Real World Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 1000 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad.

Cow Capitalism: Doesn't exist.

Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Arkansas Capitalism: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...

Hindu Capitalism: You have two cows. You worship them.

Swiss Capitalism: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Canadian Capitalism: You have two cows. Let's make a hockey team, eh?

Chinese Capitalism: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

Irish Capitalism: You have two cows. You feed them potatoes and wonder why they emigrate.

Israeli Capitalism: So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

Enron Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Cuban Capitalism: You have two cows. They try to swim to Florida.

Politically Correct Capitalism: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.

Disney Capitalism: You have two cows. They dance & sing.

Microsoft Capitalism: You have two cows. You patent them and sue anyone else who has them.

Hollywood Capitalism: You have two cows. You give them utter implants and also teach them to bullet-dodge, wall climb and shoot milk out of their utters on command.

Clinton Capitalism: You have two cows. You deny any knowledge of them.

Bureaucratic Capitalism: You have two cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.

Gore Capitalism: You have two cows. You claim you invented them.

Real-World Capitalism: You have two cows. You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Australian Capitalism: You have two cows. You try to wrestle them.

Iraqi Capitalism: You have two cows. They are biochemical weapons.

Perestroika Capitalism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
Jewish Capitalism: You have two cows. You set them on fire and they burn for 8 days.

Cambodian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Mormon Capitalism: You have two cows. You tell everyone that they should as well.

Military Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Texan Capitalism: You have two cows. You teach them to fire guns.

Totalitarian Capitalism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Nevadan Capitalism: You have two cows. You charge lonely men from Oklahoma to spend the night with them.

Jehovah's Witness Capitalism: You have two cows. You go door to door telling people that you do.

Bureaucrat Capitalism: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Real Capitalism: You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

Environmental Capitalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them.

Surreal Capitalism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Californian Capitalism: You have two cows. They are happy.

Bush Capitalism: You have two cows. You think that cows and humans can coexist peacefully. You give all of the milk to the upper class when they have cows of their own, and the lower class needs milk.

Martha Stewart Capitalism: You have two cows. After decorating them, you sell them because a farmer told you the price of milk might go down.

Ayn Rand Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell both so that you can invest in a new dairy company. After it does well, you sell you stock and buy a cow farm. After that does well, you take out a loan using cows as capitol and build a milk manufacturing factory. After making your milk the most sold, you sell the company and retire to Hawaii with your millions of dollars.

Lesbian/Feminist Capitalism: You have two cows. You teach them both to hate Bulls, and the next generation of cows are pieces of bread.

Lars Ulrich Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk for lots of money. You sue the fans of the cows for millions of dollars for "illegally" downloading the milk from the Internet.

Capitalism is sucky.... Look at how many failures it has had. And did you know that if I was a true Capitalist, I WOULD WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME? No, I am not a true capitalist...
But AOL is.... (I hope you slow people get it)


But there are some benefits to Capitalism too....

Benefits of Capitalism

war
concentration of wealth in fewer hands, that means fewer superior people, I guess
beautiful people
richiness
MTV
McDonalds
EA
Money
Fat, evil wealthy overlords (such as Abraham Lincoln)
Plasma screen TV's
The breakdown of evil local comunities (ex. farmers; Indians; hippies; humanity)
Middle Class
Hustlers like Fiddy Cent
Michael Jackson
Poverty
Pope John Paul II
Rainforest deforestation

Yeah, thank you CAPITALISM!

that makes me feel sad on the inside . . . . .

It should, Capitalism is EVIL! Let me put emphasis on evil.....


Capitalism is TICKLE ME ELMO EVIL!

LOOK MARIO IS ACTUALLY JOSEF STALIN!

Well, at least someone appreciates my humor....


I thought it was funny too.
Especially the types of Capitalism with cows.....


Where did Duke go?
Did I prove my point why Communism is better than cAPITALISM?

COME BACK DUKE! I'M SORRY IF I GOT YOU MAD!

It's no fun if nobody goes against you.....

see what you miss out on when you go and be all emo ?

. . . .stupid cow

I wish Cow was still emo, those EMOOOOOO jokes never get old.



Have you ever been stuck in traffic and heard someone scream "drink my cum, bastard!" ??????

no . .. but in mexico they yell at people in trafic like

" oye Piche WEY ke ases con tu camioneta ensima de mi coche????!!!!"

oh yeah . . .that was hilarious . . .i was like 4 and this guyz car was stuck under a big ol truck and everyone was mad and cussing at each other cuz the traffic was like three milez long

LOL, OMG! I've heard stuff close to that in Spanish too.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

that was a long ass post.... i just woke up from the fucking seizure i had from the fucking post. CRIPES.

capatalism is soooo much better than communism cause only a dirty pinko comi sonamybitch would know sooo much about capatalism....

the beauty of capatalism is that you dont have to know anything about it, let the rich people handle it and control your lives. thats the way it should be darling.

Duke.

When people start calling you darling, something is up.....


Can't counter my post very good can you? It's okay. That was a very lovely (and very funny) post.

dude, i like to argue about this shit, but i didn't have time, oh well. (i call everyone darling, expecially people that ammuse me)

Duke.

I don't know how I amuse you.... I thought I was boring......

we never talk about politics on this thread.

so i will start.

FUCK BA'LACK OBAMA.

oh well.

That statement was going to come sooner or later.

Plus when was I emo?! I don't ever remember being that way at all...

stupid EMO cow I HATE YOU


. . . . don't do what your thinkning about doing

im just mad . . .

What?!


Hey hey hey, it's not my fault! If your going to blame someone then blame him!

yeah . . .!

good idea . . I"LL blame my DAD . . .

. . . not funny . . .

hmm no . .not really

U don't know sarcasm when you read it do you?

Then again you don't know it when you hear it either.

BRING IT ON!!!

and besidez the internet is a horible place for sarcasm unless you a nerd COUGH -lashonia COUGH

YEAH!!!

Ur using sarcasm on MSN and your calling me a nerd for using it here?

You need to check your jokes out before u use them, how about u think on them alittle hm?

again . . .BITE ME !!!

Again I leave your "nelly" to do that^-^

He knows how to do it well no?

Oooohhh.....I wonder if I should of said that post or not >.>;


Then again it is quite hilarious lol^-^

. . . .what ??

. . . . . ill just be quiet and let you think wat you want

. . . . . .your croosing that line
your making me mad

what did i do to you ???

i mean really . . .god don't be like patricia



poor patricia . . .

. . . .well . . .itz not our fault if she can't recognize her own freindz . . .god . . .

i almost cried when i heard

I just felt bad....and then went back on to beating my cousin up^-^


But it is a sad thing to hear.

COUGH back to our Fight . . . .

yeah . . .what are we fighting about ???

HAHA. . . not funny

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put your status online !!!

you phukier !!!